Reality Unfolds

I'm Jamie. Twenty One. Scotland. Car Mechanic.
May 31, 2012
purgz:

So much love for this album.

purgz:

So much love for this album.

(via chantalyadick)

I’ll go to Morrissey to answer my questions, because Ian Curtis has left me hanging.

the-greatest-thingyoulleverlearn asked: All the odd ones ;)

1. Who was the last person to call you baby/babe?

Pretty sure it was Short when we were playing zombies earlier on. 

3. What is your relationship status?

Single, the way i’ve been for close to a year now.

5. Has anyone ever given you roses?

Plain and simple. No.

7. First person to text today?

My sister, letting me know a lassie i’ve known for a long, long time was finally getting a lung transplant.

9. What is a compliment you receive often?

I honestly couldn’t tell you. I’m not complimented often.

11. Do you like your parents?

I love my parents. They have been there for me all of the nearly 22 years i’ve been on this rock.

13. Why did your last relationship end?

I said something to her while I was drunk. Which in my defense she asked, and I gave an honest answer. We grew apart after that and then she dumped me via facebook chat two weeks later.

15. Who was the last person you kissed?

Wouldn’t you like you know. Silly internet.

17. What are you listening to?

La Dispute - a Letter

19. Are you happy right now?

I’m pretty content right now. I’m neither happy nor sad.

21. Who makes you happiest right now?

My best mate Short is always great for a banter, and cheering me up. Talk to Courtney a lot as well, so she’s got to make happy.

23. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

It would be nice.

25. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?

Yes, for around 4-5months.

27. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?

Can’t say I have. The whole idea of loving someone so much it ‘hurt’ just baffles me.

29. Are you happier single or in a relationship?

Either or. They both have their own pros and cons. In the grand scheme of things I do probably prefer relationships.

31. Have you ever had your heart broken?

If I was asked this when I was younger, well I would say yes. Now I realize I just missed having them around.

33. If you could go back in time and change things, would you?

No. All of my decisions have brought me to this point in my life.

35. Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?

I’d date the shit out of me. I’m kidding. I don’t really know, I guess so?

37. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

Completely dependent of the situation. If you spill my drink, hell i’ll give you a second chance to not do it. If you teabag my mum though. No second chance for you.

39. Ever been given an engagement ring?

No.

41. Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you?

Yes.

43. Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?

Refer to #31.

45. Would you believe your ex if he said they love you?

Not even in a parallel universe.

47. If your best friend of the opposite sex went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up?

I always voice my opinion to friends about things. 

49. Would you date an ex?

Never. They all ended for a reason. Why try something that you already know doesn’t work? Its like repeatedly trying to put the square block into the triangle hole.

May 30, 2012
Oli Wilson by MELDOxLYNCH:

iamjamiewhiteside:

Good good.

You almost got raped in an etap,

You should get that suga free tat!

got head while driving your car,

then you smashed it through a farm!

Never had normal irn bru,

its only diet for you! 

YOURE DIABETIC, SUGAR, DONT GET IT.

That monobrow, what the fuck!

Cant grow a beard, you got no luck!

YOURE DIABETIC, SUGAR, DONT GET IT.

(Source: textfromdog)

DO THIS PLEASE, I BEG YOU TO CURE MY BOREDNESS.
1. Who was the last person to call you baby/babe?
2. Anyone crushing on you?
3. What is your relationship status?
4. Has anyone ever sang to you?
5. Has anyone ever given you roses?
6. Who do you text the most?
7. First person to text today?
8. What color are your eyes?
9. What is a compliment you receive often?
10. Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?
11. Do you like your parents?
12. Do you secretly like someone?
13. Why did your last relationship end?
14. Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?
15. Who was the last person you kissed?
16. Do you like funny people or serious people?
17. What are you listening to?
18. Is the last person you kissed older than you?
19. Are you happy right now?
20. If you could have one thing right now what would it be
21. Who makes you happiest right now?
22. Do you want to get married & have children one day?
23. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
24. How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you?
25. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?
26. Are you crushing on someone?
27. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
28. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
29. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
30. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
31. Have you ever had your heart broken?
32. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
33. If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
34. Think any of your ex's feel the same?
35. Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
36. Have you dated people who were not good to you?
37. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
38. Do you believe in love at first sight?
39. Ever been given an engagement ring?
40. Do you want to get married?
41. Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you?
42. Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
43. Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
44. Have any of your ex's told you they regret breaking up with you?
45. Would you believe your ex if he said they love you?
46. Would you ever date your best male friend?
47. If your best friend of the opposite sex went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up?
48. Do you regret any of your relationships?
49. Would you date an ex?
Disfiguring The Goddess, all night!

(Source: infntblood, via k-obe)

Anonymous asked: You really need to get the fuck over it mate.

You know Mr/Mrs/Ms Anon, I’d really love to know what this ‘it’ you’re talking is.

I don’t know why but i think it’d be pretty awesome to film yourself having sex.